Why I was late for work...

A conversation I was having with my spouse reminded me of this (now) hilarious incident from years past. Our roommate went nuts one night and jumped through the front window. He proceeded to get naked and run up and down the street yelling that he was God. The police were called and they tasered him several times before taking him into custody. Suffice it to say, I was a bit late for work the next day. We never did find out why the guy went nuts.